When You’re your own celebrity
You like Yourself a lot.
You’re fun and full of levity
Cause Me is all You got.
You’ll sign Your selfie autographs
And send them to Myself,
“Thanks to Me for all Your laughs”
And hang them on My shelf.
Try it once and You may see
The star’s in Your own eyes,
No One’s as famous as You and Me
Nor adored more til We dies.