Oh southwest wind

That blows all night

To clean our skies

And fly our kites.

You carry pollen

Delay our flights

Yet bring no rain

It’s just not right.

Make birdies fly

Into the walls

You spill our trash

And that’s not all.

My hair’s another

You don’t ignore

And make me look

Like one cheap whore.

A breeze is nicer

A gentler flow

But southwest wind

You just totally blow.